To the tune of “Drunken sailor”
(Am) What shall we do with a naughty schoolboy?
(G) What shall we do with a naughty schoolboy?
(Am) What shall we do with a naughty schoolboy, (Em) on a Monday (Am) morning?
Throw him in the bin with the mouldy rubbish.
Throw him in the bin with the mouldy rubbish.
Throw him in the bin with the mouldy rubbish, on a Monday morning
Oh, dear, the smell’s disgusting! Oh, dear, the smell’s disgusting! Oh, dear, the smell’s disgusting on a Monday morning!
What shall we do with a naughty schoolgirl? What shall we do with a naughty schoolgirl?
What shall we do with a naughty schoolgirl, on a Monday morning?
hanging from the ceiling and tickle her tootsies
hanging from the ceiling and tickle her tootsies
hanging from the ceiling and tickle her tootsies On Monday morning
Oh, dear, the smell’s disgusting! Oh, dear, the smell’s disgusting! Oh, dear, the smell’s disgusting on a Monday morning
What shall we do with the angry teacher?
What shall we do with the angry teacher?
What shall we do with the angry teacher,on a Monday morning
Lock her in the cupboard with a hungry tiger. Lock her in the cupboard with a hungry tiger.
Lock her in the cupboard with a hungry tiger, on a Monday morning.
Oh, dear, the smell’s disgusting!
Open up the door, the smell’s disgusting!
Here comes the tiger and the tiger’s smiling, on a Monday morning.